why reading is better than sex




 
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Boots
 
April 19th, 2005  
Themrose89
 

Topic: why reading is better than sex


I did a search, and couldnt find the tread with this joke, so if its out there, my apologies.

The Reasons why Reding/studying is better than Sex

1. if you arent sure what youre doing, you can ask your friend for help.

2. you can do it alone.

3. its not embarrassing if your parents interupt.

4. you can stop anytime and pick up were you left off.

5. you can do it with as many people as you want.

6. you can do it as long as you want.

7. you can do it in public.

8. you can eat, read, listen to the radio and watch tv at the same time.

9. you arent sore the next day if you do it for several hours.

10. you can do it with others of the same gender without fear of reproach.

11. you can lie passivly and get alot done.

12. it costs less.

13. it dosnt ussually result in reproduction.
April 19th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Interesting thought...
April 20th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
I can give you about fifty more reasons why sex is better.
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Boots
April 20th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
name 'em. Its good to extend a joke if possible
April 20th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Are you kidding I'd be banned for listing them.
April 20th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
darn
pm them to me
July 30th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
I'll take sex any day, although at my age any day comes not too often.
July 30th, 2005  
wife of lips
 
 
very good
March 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
very nice
May 23rd, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
Huh??? you're kidding right???? still dont see how anything could be better than sex, lol.