AmericanSweetheart
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Why Computers Are Male
Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get them to do any work, you have to turn them on first.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter in terms of performance.
Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get them to do any work, you have to turn them on first.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter in terms of performance.
