When Y2K Hits- Not all errors will be bad




 
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Boots
 
January 4th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Topic: When Y2K Hits- Not all errors will be bad


Don't let the Y2K bug scare you too much, not all computer mistakes will go against you:

January 4, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work or, if you wish monetary compensation, notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
January 4th, 2005  
implicature
 
 
-update-

IT'S 2005...

so is it too late to take vacation pay comensation?
January 4th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Ok, then that just means more money.
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Boots
January 5th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
lol
exhibit A in the case against automating everything
January 5th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
lol, that would be so great if that was real
January 5th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Oh you don't think it's real? I copied it from a letter my dad got from his work. But, then I woke up and was mad because it didn't happen.
January 6th, 2005  
Darcia
 
LOL That is good.
February 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
it would be great if it were real