What ails you? - Page 3




 
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Boots
 
May 25th, 2015  
Queensman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
What? How to avoid hard work and how to fill in hotel booking in forms. Not much need for that in the army.

Whoooaaa!! Carefully there HM, you could be talking to someone who has done the 5 miler of death. I would tread very carefully or you might be attacked killed or even worse wounded by love, affection and kindness. I was at a kids football match watching my son when a bloke was going on about his service and that he was from a very elite unit that were as close to sf as you could get. He was ex RAF Regiment and all the mums with there kids were being suckered in, I didn't try to stop him but pi$$ing myself with laughter distracted him from trying to get into one woman's pants, I probably did him a favour too, when I said sorry I told him I had never heard anyone bragging about RAF regt and admitting to being a member, he sussed I was an ex tom and just seemed to melt away, he went and sat in his car for the rest of the game, one woman asked what was wrong so I told her that his unit was very top secret and he shouldn't be talking about it and that was why I was laughing to cover up for him. She went and sat in his car with him.
To top it all, he was RAF reserve too[emoji34].



Back on thread.
I now have cellulitis which has spread down my thigh to the top of my calf, the wound is still leaking and weeping, if the antibiotics haven't kicked in and start working by Monday night then I may have to present myself at the hospital, I was going to go today because of the pain and swelling but then thought I would give the pills a chance before making an idiot of myself, that's not hard to do really.
May 25th, 2015  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
What? How to avoid hard work and how to fill in hotel booking in forms. Not much need for that in the army.
As I keep telling you pongos the RAF is far more civilised.
May 25th, 2015  
The Highway Man
 
 
For civilised - read bloody soft!
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Boots
May 25th, 2015  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
For civilised - read bloody soft!
As the old saying goes, "Any idiot can be uncomfortable."
May 25th, 2015  
The Highway Man
 
 
Yep, being RMP, we always had decent tents, camp beds and heaters on exercise - no digging in for us, and as we were mobile on main supply routes, plenty of access to takeaways - no rubbish field rations for us.
May 26th, 2015  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Yep, being RMP, we always had decent tents, camp beds and heaters on exercise - no digging in for us, and as we were mobile on main supply routes, plenty of access to takeaways - no rubbish field rations for us.
And you call the RAF soft.
May 26th, 2015  
The Highway Man
 
 
Yep, we have a tent, you have a 5* hotel!
May 26th, 2015  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Yep, we have a tent, you have a 5* hotel!
Goodness no, it was only 3*
May 26th, 2015  
The Highway Man
 
 
How uncouth!
May 27th, 2015  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
We must give the RAF some credits, they are sending their officers to fight.