Wal Mart Visit

Wal Mart Visit
November 7th, 2004  

Topic: Wal Mart Visit

Wal Mart Visit
15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart-while his wife is taking her own
sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares'. . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department-and tell other shoppers
you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack. . and when people browse through, say:

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
November 7th, 2004  
Note to self.....
November 8th, 2004  
Man, have you worked at a Wal-mart or something. When things are boring in my town, we go watch the rednecks shop at wal-mart. I shop at wal-mart too, but I don't typically go just to buy 6 cases of beer, and a new set of mud tires.
Wal Mart Visit
November 8th, 2004  
haha that reminds me. I was at a Brookstones in the mall and there these two guys dressed in plaid shirts, jeans, and boots. One of them picks up some back massag thingy and yells across the store "Hey Clevis! Check this out!". I swear it happened like that
November 8th, 2004  
some people...
November 8th, 2004  
Hehe, reminds me of the 100 things to do while in wal-mart.
May 31st, 2006  
Oh I love it!
May 31st, 2006  
Wish we had wall marts:P
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
that's a good one