A Vancouver Blonde

A  Vancouver Blonde
June 5th, 2012  

Topic: A Vancouver Blonde

A  Vancouver Blonde
A pretty, young, blond woman in Vancouver was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water
when a handsome young seaman saw her teetering on the edge of the
pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
off to Hawaii in the morning. If you like, I can stow you away on my
ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her waist and added, "I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy .

The blonde nodded. What did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in
Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in the bowels of the ship.

From then on, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit
every night, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Two weeks later, the blonde was discovered by the Captain during a
routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" he asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the seamen," she explained. "I get
food and a trip to Hawaii and in return he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," said the Captain. "This is the Nanaimo ferry."
June 5th, 2012  
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