We sing Captain Jack! Let's see I've got a bunch floating around somewhere... Anyone ever heard the "When my Granny was ---" ? I don't quite remember it, but it's something like:

When my Granny was 91
She did PT just for fun.
--91! Just for fun!
When my Granny was 92,
She did PT better than you!
--92! Better than you!
--91! Just for fun!

Anyway, and on and on it goes. Granny does lotsa PT!

Momma and Papa were lying in bed
Momma rolled over and this is what she said

now give me some
now give me some

PT
PT

good for you
and good for me

up in the morning to the rising sun
gonna run all day til the day is done

Old TJ is a son of a *****
He's got the blue balls to grab and the seven year itch

sinceraly, c/TSgt Warren, 1stSgt, 005 Squadron, CAP

D-I school

everywhere we gooo
a people wanna know

a who we are
so we tell them

a we're boys from D-I school
you heard so much about

our mamas take our daughters
everywhere when we go out

some peole call us crazy
cause the crazy thangs we do

cause we're the boys from D-I school
so who the **** are you

RECON RANGER

up from a sub sixty feet below
we scuba to the shore a we're ready to go
a greased gun and K-bar by my side
a these are the tools that make men die

a recon ranger
life of danger
recon ranger
thats what i wanna be

R
E
C
O
N

a recon
a ranger
a life of
a danger

airborne
a fighter
a scuba
a diver

recon ranger
a life of danger
recon ranger
thats what i wanna be[/u]

-Eft Eft a eft ight eyft
-Halla EFT EFT EFTY IGHT EYFT
-Swift
-Silent
-A Deadly
-Swift
-Silent
-A Deadly
-Count cadence delay count cadence leyft
C: one
CC: Hey Recon
C: two
CC: Better do your best
C: three
CC: Or u'll find ur self
C: four
CC: In the leaning rest, Hit it
C: One Two Three Four United States Marine Corps OORAH


We fly higher then superman
We clime higher then spiderman
We swim deeper then aquaman
WHO R WE
________ COMPANY
RECON
RECON
OOH YEAH
OOH YEAH
SEMPER FI
DO OR DIE
OOH YEAH

Originally Posted by The Sniper

RECON RANGER

Why not finish it off and become a Recon Ranger SEAL Super Freaky Ninja?

SOMEWHERE


SOMEWHERE IN THE DESSERT
IN THE DEEP OF THE NIGHT
THERE'S A US MARINE
GETTIN IN A FIREFIGHT
HE DON'T NEED NO SYMPATHY
SO DON'T CHA CRY HIM NO TEARS
HE'S A US MARINE
HE'S BEEN DOIN THIS FOR YEARS

SOMEWHERE IN THE JUNGLE
IN THE PORIN DOWN RAIN
THERE'S A US MARINE
AND HE'S FIGHTIN THROUGH THE PAIN
HE DON'T NEED YOUR SYMPATHY
SO DON'T CHA CRY HIM NO TEARS
HE'S A US MARINE
HE'S BEEN DOIN THIS FOR YEARS

SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST
IN THE THICK OF THE FOG
THERE'S A US MARINE
GETTIN DIRTY AS A HOG
HE DON'T NEED YOUR SYMPATHY
SO DON'T CHA CRY HIM NO TEARS
HE'S A US MARINE
HE'S BEEN DOIN THIS FOR YEARS

NOW SOMEWHERE IN THE MOUNTAINS
COMIN DOWN THROUGH THE TREES
THERE'S A US MARINE
AND HE'S PRAYIN ON HIS KNEES
HE DON'T WANT NO SYMPATHY
HE WANTS HIS GOD JUST TO HEAR
CAUSE WE'RE THE US MARINE
ALWAYS FAITHFUL ALWAYS NEAR

UNCLE SAM


UNCLE SAM WAS MEAN TO ME,
HE PUT ME IN THIS GREEN MACHINE,

HE PUT ME IN A BARBER CHAIR,
TURNED AROUND, I HAD NO HAIR,

WOO OH OH OH,
WOO OH OH OH,

WELL GIVE ME A RIFLE AND GIVE ME A PACK,
I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M COMING BACK,
WELL GIVE ME A RIFLE AND GIVE ME A PACK,
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMING BACK,

WOO OH OH OH,
WOO OH OH OH,

HE TOOK AWAY MY FADDED JEANS,
AND NOW I'M WEAR'EN CAMMI GREENS,

WOO OH OH OH,
WOO OH OH OH,

I USED TO DRINK A SIX PACK,
AND NOW I'M RUNN'EN AROUND THE TRACK,

WOO OH OH OH,
WOO OH OH OH,

SPIRIT OF THE MARINE CORPS


RIGHTY LEFFFT O LEFTY RIGHT O LEYO
WALKIN IN MARINE CORP SPIRIT
WE ARE PROUD TO SERVE OUR COUNTRY AND OUR CORP
STANDING TALL WITH HONOR ALL THE WAY
THE EAGLE IS THE COUNTRY WE ARE PROUD TO SERVE
THE GLOBE WE WEAR SHOWS OUR WORLDWIDE SERVICE
THE ANCHOR SHOWS OUR STRONG NAVAL TRADITIONS
STANDING TALL WITH SPIRIT ALL THE WAY
RIGHTY LEFT O LEFTY RIGHT O LEYO
WALKIN IN MARINE CORP SPIRIT
WE ARE PROUD TO SERVE OUR COUNTRY AND OUR CORP
STANDING TALL WITH COURAGE ALL THE WAY
IT WAS SHOWN IN CHESTY PULLERS ACTIONS
WHEN HE WON THE FIVE NAVY CROSSES
IT WAS SHOWN ATOP MOUNT IWO JIMA
MARINES ARE STRONG, AND WE WILL NEVER DIE
RIGHT LEFT O LEFTY RIGHT O LAYO
WALKIN IN MARINE CORP SPIRIT
WE ARE PROUD TO SERVE OUR COUNTRY AND OUR CORP
STANDING TALL COMMITED ALL THE WAY

after one two three four united states marine corp its one two three four i love the marine corp

Back In 1775 --

Back In 1775
My Marine Corps Came Alive

First There Came The Color Gold
To Show The World That We Are Bold

Then There Came The Color Blue
To Show The World That We Are True

Then There Came the Color Red
To Show The World The Blood We Shead

Then There Came The Color White
To Show The World That We Can Fight

Then There Came The Color Green
To Show The World That We Are Mean

Down in the ocean,
down in the grimy sea,

There’s a Great White Shark,
he's a lookin at me.

He said 'Hey there Marine,
I'm the King of the Sea.'

'And if you want to get by,
you gotta get through me.'

The point man laughed,
as he drew his knife.

He said 'Hey there Sharky,
you must be tired of life.'

I saw an old lady walkin' down the street.
She had a chute on her back, and jump boots on her feet.
I said, "Hey, Old Lady, where you goin' to?"
She said, "I'm goin' to the Army Airborne School."
I said, "Hey, Old Lady, I think you're too old;
You'd better leave that stuff to the brave and the bold."
She said, "Listen, Sonny, I'm talking to you;
I'm an instructor at the Airborne School."

I saw the same old lady walkin' down the street.
She had a pack on her back, jungle boots on her feet.
I said, "Hey, Old Lady, where you goin' to?"
She said, "I'm goin' to Marine Corps Recon School."
I said, "Hey, Old Lady, I think you're too old;
You'd better leave that stuff to the brave and the bold."
She said, "Listen, Sonny, I'm talking to you;
I'm an instructor at the Recon School."

I saw the old lady walkin' down the street.
She had a tank on her back, and fins on her feet.
I said, "Hey, Old Lady, where you goin' to?"
She said, "I'm goin to the Navy Diving School."
I said, "Hey, Old Lady, I think you're too old;
You'd better leave that stuff to the brave and the bold."
She said, "Listen, Sonny, I'm talking to you;
I'm an instructor at the Diving School."

I turned to leave, and she spun me around;
She kicked me in the head, and threw me to the ground.
I looked up through my tears, and with a voice full of fear,
I begged, "Please, Old Lady, don't kill me right here."
She said, "Listen, Sonny, don't you mess with me;
I'm Airborne, Recon, and UDT!"