Patrick and Seamus (Dublin piping engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde Irishwoman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole" said Patrick "but we
don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement, announced "11 feet," and walked away.
Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We ask
for the height and she gives us the length!"
:shoothea: apologies to my green cousins
A blonde Irishwoman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole" said Patrick "but we
don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement, announced "11 feet," and walked away.
Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We ask
for the height and she gives us the length!"
:shoothea: apologies to my green cousins
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