True Story

[The Other Guy]

In the late 70s, a relief pitcher for the Cleveland Indians went down to Central Cadillac, situated downtown, and convinced a salesman to let him take a Coupe de Ville on a test drive. He test drove it, alright. Across the country to his house in Los Angeles.

This story is true.

 

[Team Infidel]

don't the salesmen usually accompany you on the drive?

 

[The Other Guy]

apparently they didnt use to.