True Friendship

True Friendship
May 7th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: True Friendship

True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy/tear-jerker "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry idiot who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.

"Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....

A REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if
you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

May 7th, 2007  
LOL funny!
May 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
that is funny
True Friendship

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