The toy shark and store security

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When the movie Jaws made its debut in UK the wife and I were shopping at a department store in London, which turned out to be the last time she wanted to drag me around the shops.

Wandering around totally and completely bored out of my mind, we came across the toy department where I saw foot long rubber toy Jaws sharks for sale. I grabbed one, stuck it on the end of my nose and shouted “GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF.!”

The store security rapidly arrived on the scene, took the toy rubber shark away from me and requested in no uncertain term that I was to leave the store immediately. The wife was most embarrassed and very red faced as we were escorted out.

My wife has never asked me to go shopping with her since, and to this day she has never forgiven me for that stunt.

Well, I thought it was funny.
 
You mean there wasn't a hardware department anywhere around that you could have quietly enjoyed while she was shopping???!!!

When my hubby drags me somewhere I don't really appreciate, I try to find jewelry, shoes, or gardening...
 
You mean there wasn't a hardware department anywhere around that you could have quietly enjoyed while she was shopping???!!!

When my hubby drags me somewhere I don't really appreciate, I try to find jewelry, shoes, or gardening...

Hardware departments mean things like lawmowers and paint brushes. I'd rather not put idea's into her mind.
 
Hahahaha!!! It must be fun living in your household. Well......maybe not so much for your wife and daughter......;)
 
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