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Top Ten Things Overheard During President Ahmadinejad's Trip to New York City
10. "Being here makes me realize how much I miss torturing dissidents"
9. "I would like to meet 'Whoopi'"
8. "For a blood-thirsty madman, he dressed pretty sharp"
7. "Let's go to Mahmoud on the car phone who wants to talk about Notre Dame football"
6. "He looks more 'Ahmadinejad-I' in person"
5. "Yes, Mahmoud, I got it-- In America you watch TV, In Iran TV watches you"
4. "Death to overpriced midtown parking garages"
3. "Instead of dealing in terror, maybe we should look into this sugar business"
2. "You call this Times Square? Where's the porn?"
1. "I thought I was a prick, but then I met Donald Trump"
10. "Being here makes me realize how much I miss torturing dissidents"
9. "I would like to meet 'Whoopi'"
8. "For a blood-thirsty madman, he dressed pretty sharp"
7. "Let's go to Mahmoud on the car phone who wants to talk about Notre Dame football"
6. "He looks more 'Ahmadinejad-I' in person"
5. "Yes, Mahmoud, I got it-- In America you watch TV, In Iran TV watches you"
4. "Death to overpriced midtown parking garages"
3. "Instead of dealing in terror, maybe we should look into this sugar business"
2. "You call this Times Square? Where's the porn?"
1. "I thought I was a prick, but then I met Donald Trump"
