Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "Star Trek"

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Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "Star Trek"

You're writing "Star Date 5946" on your checks

Family dog plus aluminum foil equals space dog

Built your own phaser out of a staple gun and 20 D batteries

Last Halloween, you dressed as "Star Trek" props designer, Irving A. Feinberg

You spend a lot of lonely nights "wrestling the Gorn"

During your Power Point presentation for company's 2nd quarter review, the word "Romulans" came up more than one would normally expect

Always telling barber, "Give me the Spock"

You're already camped out for the 2011 "Star Trek" sequel

When the Stock Market goes down, you'll suddenly yell, "KHAAAAAN!"

Got suspended at work for trying to mind-meld with an intern
 
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