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Top Ten Signs Your Stockbroker Is Losing It
His "office" is in the patio section at Wal-Mart
Assures you President McCain will lower interest rates
Buys 15,000 shares of a company called "Gogle"
He has a seat on the Bayonne Stock Exchange
When you ask him what he thinks about the market, he does this: "meow"
Last week, got into a shouting match with his calculator
Claims to be the bastard child of Merill and Lynch
When the opening bell rings, he screams, "Fire!"
Makes you call him "mommy" so he can list you as a dependent
During the day he handles your money; at night he handles your wife
His "office" is in the patio section at Wal-Mart
Assures you President McCain will lower interest rates
Buys 15,000 shares of a company called "Gogle"
He has a seat on the Bayonne Stock Exchange
When you ask him what he thinks about the market, he does this: "meow"
Last week, got into a shouting match with his calculator
Claims to be the bastard child of Merill and Lynch
When the opening bell rings, he screams, "Fire!"
Makes you call him "mommy" so he can list you as a dependent
During the day he handles your money; at night he handles your wife
