Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning A Grammy




 
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Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning A Grammy
 
February 9th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning A Grammy


Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning A Grammy
Your CD is used to torture Gitmo detainees

Closest you've been to the music industry is when a drunk mistook you for Ruben Studdard

You're like Amy Winehouse, only less talented and crazier

There is no categroy for Outstanding Tambourine Solo

After your songs are downloaded, iTunes e-mails a receipt and an apology

Your single is 4 minutes of "Testing one, two..testing one, two, three..."

Up against Diddy for "Best Diddy"

Band's name: Mike & The Huckabees (We could also have accepted Mitt & The Romneys)

Your album just went aluminum -- Hi-ohhhh!

Who gives a crap? The Giants kicked Patriot Ass!
February 9th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel

You're like Amy Winehouse, only less talented and crazier

Yeah. So?


Nice list.
February 10th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
" Your album just went aluminum -- Hi-ohhhh!"
HHAHAHA
we really ought to have that for the worst album of the year.
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Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning A Grammy
February 10th, 2008  
Peddler
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
Your single is 4 minutes of "Testing one, two..testing one, two, three..."
Love this one!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
Who gives a crap? The Giants kicked Patriot Ass!
February 10th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Hey, Peddler!! We can record that as a duet!!!!! But instead of 4 minutes, let's go for broke and make it 5!!!!
February 10th, 2008  
Peddler
 
 
That is a brilliant idea Sevens!!! Also, lets throw in a "testing...one..two...three. FOUR" Just to throw in a little spice!
February 10th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll be a hit for sure!!!!!! Before long we'll have to start planning our world tour!!!!!!! We'll call it "The Testing Everyone's Patience Tour" and TI can be our opening act.
February 12th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
Oh please no, dear God NO!!!!! *Runs and hides in a corner and the assumes the fetal positon while mumbling incoherently.
 


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