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Top Ten Signs President Bush Has Too Much Time On His Hands
Spends most of the day looking for friends on Facebook
Stops by Cheney's office every five minutes to see if he's still alive
Calls leaders of foreign countries yelling, "Baba Booey Baba Booey" (Listen to "The Howard Stern Show" exclusively on Sirius Satellite Radio)
Sits on the White House lawn and waves at cars
The man is a walking encyclopedia on "The Hills"
Gives the 3pm White House tour
Earlier today, he washed and waxed Air Force One
Doing a three-episode stint as a sexy assistant on "How I Met Your Mother"
"President is on the Trampoline" isn't Secret Service code, he's actually on the trampoline
Finally catching up on unread intelligence memos
Spends most of the day looking for friends on Facebook
Stops by Cheney's office every five minutes to see if he's still alive
Calls leaders of foreign countries yelling, "Baba Booey Baba Booey" (Listen to "The Howard Stern Show" exclusively on Sirius Satellite Radio)
Sits on the White House lawn and waves at cars
The man is a walking encyclopedia on "The Hills"
Gives the 3pm White House tour
Earlier today, he washed and waxed Air Force One
Doing a three-episode stint as a sexy assistant on "How I Met Your Mother"
"President is on the Trampoline" isn't Secret Service code, he's actually on the trampoline
Finally catching up on unread intelligence memos
