Top Ten Reasons Regis Philbin Is Not On The Show Tonight


I'm not available

I'm out of town

Just not interested

You know, I never really cared for the show

I'm waiting for the exterminator

I gotta do a thing -- anything

I'm just not a fan

It's the digital TV switchover

Honestly, I don't feel like it

Frankly, it's none of your business

It's the digital TV switchover

I knew it!!