Top Ten New Revelations About Sarah Palin

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Top Ten New Revelations About Sarah Palin


Thinks Fox News may still declare her and John McCain the winner

At her wedding instead of "I do," said, "You betcha!"

She and Governor Schwarzenegger once exchanged swimsuit-competition posing tips

Prepared for campaign by watching "Legally Blonde 2"

Thinks "NAFTA" stands for "Need Another Fifty Thousand for Accessories"

Begins every day by reading a passage from the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available everywhere

She's a person of interest in five unsolved snow machine hit-and-runs

Abused position as Governor to get free appetizers at Ancorage Applebee's

Already has a new job as Briefcase Babe #12 on "Deal Or No Deal"

Her Secret Service code name was "Huh?"
 
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