Top Ten Messages Left On The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine




 
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Top Ten Messages Left On The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine
 
April 2nd, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Messages Left On The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine


Top Ten Messages Left On The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine
Top Ten Messages Left On The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine

"I thought you said you were using protection"

"It's Angelina Jolie. I'd like to adopt the baby"

"This is your wife -- can I borrow your Gillette Mach 3 razor?"

"It's Maury. I'd love to test to see if you're the mother and/or the father"

"Ralph Nader here. I've had sex with myself for years and never got pregnant"

"It's Maury. Again, seriously, how fast can you get here?"

No number 4 -- writer still stuck on JetBlue flight -- what's it been, like a year?

"Michael Moore here. People ask me if I'm pregnant too"

"This is Dr. Phil. We should talk"

"Michael Jackson here -- just wanted to reach out to another androgynous freak show"
April 2nd, 2008  
Peddler
 
 
lol........
April 2nd, 2008  
The Other Guy
 
 
I heard about that today... it's a little alarming.
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Top Ten Messages Left On The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine
April 2nd, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Number one is the best.
July 4th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Hahahaha!!!
 


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