Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine




 
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March 12th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine


Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine

Hey, what's new?

It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.

Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it

I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated ***** Fiend'?

This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife

It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice

This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?

It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way

Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor
March 13th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Nice list.
March 13th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
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