Top Ten Messages On Al Gore's Answering Machine

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10 "Hi, Mandy from The Cheesecake Factory. You left your credit card"

9 "George W. Bush here. Congratulations on your Latin Grammy"

8 "It's Larry from Toyota. This global warming paranoia is great for business"

7 "Put on Letterman. Some idiot is going to jump over interns"

6 "This is Hillary. If you run for president, I'll snap your neck"

5 "It's Jets coach Eric Mangini. Can you play quarterback?"

4 "Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?"

3 "I'm calling from the EPA. Turns out there is no global warming; You're just sweating because you're getting fat"

2 "This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?"

1 "It's Cheney. Watch your back, Jack"
 
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