Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say




 
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Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
 
September 13th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say


Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
10) How about that? I'm lost! I guess we'll have to stop and ask somebody for directions.

9) You know, Pumpkin, now that you're 13 you'll be ready for unchaperoned dates. Won't that be fun?

8) I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up your's" attitude... I like that.

7) Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!

6) What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you son?

5) Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.

4) Well I don't know what's wrong with your car. Maybe one of those doohickie thingies... you know, that make it run or something? Just have it towed to a mechanic and I'll pay whatever he asks.

3) No son of mine is going to live under this roof and not have an earing! Now quit your bellyaching and let's go to the mall!

2) What do you want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

And the number one thing you'll never hear dad say...

1) Father's Day? Just another day. No need to do anything for me.
September 13th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
Number ten is my favorite. You could say that for any male.

September 13th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Some of those sound like Cheech or Chong's advice to their kid.
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Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
September 14th, 2005  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Number ten is my favorite. You could say that for any male.



<---------Except this one. If I am lost I never hesitate to stop and ask for directions... or at the least to consult a map. So sir, your hypothesis is WRONG!! hehe still funny all in all
September 14th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
September 14th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marinerhodes
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Number ten is my favorite. You could say that for any male.



<---------Except this one. If I am lost I never hesitate to stop and ask for directions... or at the least to consult a map. So sir, your hypothesis is WRONG!! hehe still funny all in all
either his hypothesis is wrong or you my friend, are not a man.
January 13th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice!
February 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
7) Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!
I wish