Tinkle




 
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Tinkle
 
March 10th, 2010  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: Tinkle


Tinkle
No, I'm not the one who came up with the name for this joke. lol



A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one day one daughter walked into the room in tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother.

"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

































March 10th, 2010  
AFSteliga
 
 
I've heard this before, but as a hunting story. Still good though.