Tarmack Tragedies




 
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Tarmack Tragedies
 
February 5th, 2006  
Padre
 
 

Topic: Tarmack Tragedies


Tarmack Tragedies
A photographer, who had booked a small plane to fly him over beautiful landscapes, to take photos for a contract arrives at the airport late.

He dashes towards a cessna that a ground-crew member pointed at as his waiting plane, and the photographer jumps in and smiles at the pilot, apologising for being late and says "lets go."

It was the worst take off the photographer had ever experienced. They bounced around all over the runway and ziped up and down in the air as they gained altitude.

"Where to?" said the pilot.

"Over the lakes and mountains ahead" replied the photographer.

Well the plane went up and down, side ways, and all over the place giving the photographer plenty of frights.

"Go lower" said the photographer, "I want to get closer shots."

The pilot dived the plane in such a way that the photographer thought they were going to crash, but he got the snap-shots he wanted.

Then the pilot said "How come you're taking so many pictures sir?"

Surprised at the question, the photogapher replied "what do you mean, that's what I'm here for - to take pics."

"huh?" queried the pilot

"Yea, that's what I hired you for, I'm a photographer, and I want aerial shots of the lakes and mountains."

"Well if you're a photographer then where the hell is my Flying Instructor?" asked the pilot.
February 5th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Oh my!
Good one, Padre!
February 5th, 2006  
DolphinDancer
 
 
Rather him than me!!
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Tarmack Tragedies
February 5th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha
January 9th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Oh God...LOL...
February 9th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
another good one padre.. thanks
December 10th, 2007  
Padre
 
 
^^^ That didn't stop you pinching my gag TI. Lucky I check in here now and again.
December 10th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha...thats a scary thought...