Speeding




 
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December 1st, 2004  
Sooners1
 
 

Topic: Speeding


An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see?

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: I Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
December 1st, 2004  
Darcia
 
Heard that one before but it gets better evertime.
December 2nd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Heard it before. Still funny though.
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December 3rd, 2004  
avckc
 
heard it before too but still funny
December 3rd, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
December 3rd, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
Nice one..
December 3rd, 2004  
lewis9119
 
 
every time i read this it crack me up.not.but still it is funny
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December 3rd, 2004  
egoz
 
nice...

maybe i should have tried that the last time i got pulled over.
December 3rd, 2004  
Anya1982
 
 
hmmmmmmmmmmmm must use that one when i start driving
October 24th, 2005  
tomtom22