Southern Belle




 
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Boots
 
June 27th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: Southern Belle


A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man ready {fixin’} to jump.


She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump- think of your dear mother and father."


He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee?"

She replied, "Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee bastard".
June 27th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
hahahahahaha
June 27th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
LOL That's a good one!
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Boots
June 28th, 2006  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg
She replied, "Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee bastard".
Isn't that redundant?
June 28th, 2006  
gigabrain
 
 
hmm...thats good i think....i mean im just some dumb-ass yankee
November 11th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 




November 12th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
lol...........
 


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