Sister Mary Katherine




 
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Sister Mary Katherine
 
November 22nd, 2011  
BritinBritain
 
 

Topic: Sister Mary Katherine


Sister Mary Katherine
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Convent of Silence.

The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent convent. You are welcome
here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do
so. '

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the convent for 5 years before the
Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5
years. You may speak two words.'

Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the
Priest. 'You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.'

'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her
that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the convent, the Priest again called
Sister Mary Katherine into his office. 'You may say two words today.'

'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.

'It's probably best,' said the Priest,
'You've done nothing but ***** since you got here!'
November 27th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
Ha Ha Ha HA Ha.... Nuns.....
 


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