Sister Maria




 
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Sister Maria
 
March 3rd, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 

Topic: Sister Maria


Sister Maria
As the Allies advanced up through Italy, the soldiers were followed by the press corps, sending reports home on how the war was going.
One day, the reporters arrived at a small Italian town that's recently been liberated.
One of the reporters sees a Nun and walks over to her and asks her if she would answer a few questions. She agrees.
"What was the war like for you and the other Nuns?" he asks.
The Nun shakes her head, wipes away a tear and replies:
"Terrible, terrible. First the Facisti, they arrive, they rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria.
Then the Germans arrive. They rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria.
After that the Americans arrive and they rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria. The Americans, they go, the English arrive and they to rape all the Nuns, excepts Sister Maria."
The reporter is horrified. But wonders "Why didn't they rape Sister Maria?"
"Oh Sister Maria, she no like that sorta thing"
March 4th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
I don't get it...
March 5th, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
I don't get it...
That's because your a nice guy
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Sister Maria
March 5th, 2012  
5.56X45mm
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
I don't get it...
In Catholicism (Christianity), Priests, Bishops, Cardinals, the Pope, and Nuns all take a vow of Clerical celibacy. No married partner, no sex, no nothing.....

Thus the joke is that all the Nuns were "raped".... Ei they allowed it because it's a loop hole to the no sex issue with vows of Clerical celibacy.
March 5th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
That's because your a nice guy
Me? Nice guy? NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!

I still don't get it...
March 5th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm
In Catholicism (Christianity), Priests, Bishops, Cardinals, the Pope, and Nuns all take a vow of Clerical celibacy. No married partner, no sex, no nothing.....

Thus the joke is that all the Nuns were "raped".... Ei they allowed it because it's a loop hole to the no sex issue with vows of Clerical celibacy.
Ahhhhhh, it takes an American to explain this....

Shame on you, Poms!
March 5th, 2012  
BritinBritain
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Ahhhhhh, it takes an American to explain this....

Shame on you, Poms!
We didn't rape them, the Vikings did

Besides which I haven't got the energy.
March 6th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
We didn't rape them, the Vikings did

Besides which I haven't got the energy.

Yup, sure, blame it on the poor ol' Vikings...

Mr Brit, come on, you don't have the energy..?

Its like the Burger King slogan- the dames will tell you that- "We'll do it all for you..."
March 6th, 2012  
BritinBritain
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Yup, sure, blame it on the poor ol' Vikings...
Raping, pillaging and burning was their national past time

Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Mr Brit, come on, you don't have the energy..?
My daughter said to me this morning, "Hello Santa." She then showed me a photograph she took of me yesterday fast asleep in my lazy boy chair, wearing a red golf shirt and middle/old age spread and little Molly fast asleep on my lap. She said, "With your white hair you look like Santa, who falls asleep a lot."

I fall asleep these days at the drop of a hat.

Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Its like the Burger King slogan- the dames will tell you that- "We'll do it all for you..."
Erm, you've lost me.
March 6th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Raping, pillaging and burning was their national past time



My daughter said to me this morning, "Hello Santa." She then showed me a photograph she took of me yesterday fast asleep in my lazy boy chair, wearing a red golf shirt and middle/old age spread and little Molly fast asleep on my lap. She said, "With your white hair you look like Santa, who falls asleep a lot."

I fall asleep these days at the drop of a hat.



Erm, you've lost me.
Come to think of it, why did I wrote that comment about Burger King's slogan?

Now I am lost, too...
 


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