silly man

August 29th, 2005  

Topic: silly man

im sorry im in a joke mode last one

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....

The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."

Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
August 29th, 2005  
August 29th, 2005  
ouch, that guys screwed.......
September 28th, 2006  

funny one!
September 28th, 2006  
Nice!!! LOL
September 28th, 2006  
Team Infidel
that's funny
September 29th, 2006  
lol i like it
September 29th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
*Sigh* Poor guy...Must not have made her happy...