Senior Moment




 
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Senior Moment
 
February 14th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Senior Moment


Senior Moment
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.


She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat...

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

MORAL OF THE STORY?
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.

February 14th, 2006  
DolphinDancer
 
 
Brilliant!!! Hope I get to have moments like that.
February 15th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
lol!
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Senior Moment
February 15th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one. Haha
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
OMG Thats hilarious!!!!!
October 17th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
lol
October 17th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Fabulous!!!! I would have loved to have witnessed that!!!!!
October 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
yeah i can think of a few senior citizens that would pull that lol