Saving Gasoline




 
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Boots
 
March 4th, 2008  
DTop
 
 

Topic: Saving Gasoline


Saving Gasoline

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....
March 4th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahahaha
March 4th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one, DTop!
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Boots
March 4th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Awesome!!!!
March 4th, 2008  
senojekips
 
 
It may not be as silly as it seems.
March 4th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
This is actually a good idea. If they implement it, expect to find me on the US Mexican border!
March 4th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
That is brilliant!
March 5th, 2008  
FutureMedic
 
 
I'm gonna tell this one to my Spanish teacher....
March 5th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
You're going to fail the class hahahaha
 


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