some people are praying in a cathedral when all of a sudden there's a clap of thunder at the back, and then the place is filled with smoke and a terrible odour.
The people look around and are shocked to see the Devil himself, bellowing hiddious noises and fire. They run out of the cathedral in fright.
But an old man down the front pew doesn't move. So the Satan hovers down and halts in front of the old man.
The Devil snarles at him and lets out grusome howles from the depths of Hell, but the old man just sits there staring at Satan with his arms folded.
"Don't you know who I am?" screams Satan
"Yep" says the man looking calm and collected
"Arn't you frightened of me old man" bellows Satan
"Why should I be?" answered the old man, "I've been married to your sister for 46 years."
The people look around and are shocked to see the Devil himself, bellowing hiddious noises and fire. They run out of the cathedral in fright.
But an old man down the front pew doesn't move. So the Satan hovers down and halts in front of the old man.
The Devil snarles at him and lets out grusome howles from the depths of Hell, but the old man just sits there staring at Satan with his arms folded.
"Don't you know who I am?" screams Satan
"Yep" says the man looking calm and collected
"Arn't you frightened of me old man" bellows Satan
"Why should I be?" answered the old man, "I've been married to your sister for 46 years."
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