Santa's FAA exam




 
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Boots
 
December 9th, 2005  
zyonchaos
 
 

Topic: Santa's FAA exam


Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre Christmas flight check.
In preperation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all of the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all of his paperwork was in order. He knew they would be examine all of his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test....
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harness, the landing gear, and Rudolfs nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enourmous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in, fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked his compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying to Santa's surprise a shotgun.
Whats that for?!? asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, Im not supposed to tell you this ahead of time, as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, " but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff"
December 9th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
December 9th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Not Rudolph I hope!


O my God!
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Boots
December 10th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahahahahahahhaha
December 10th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
Not Vixen!!!
October 3rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
perfect
October 4th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha.....