Rules to remember in life




 
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Rules to remember in life
 
December 3rd, 2011  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: Rules to remember in life


Rules to remember in life
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE


1. Money does not buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.


2. Forgive your enemies, but remember those bastards' names.


3. Help someone when they are in trouble...... and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.


4. Many (again MANY) people are alive only because itís illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again.....neither does milk
December 3rd, 2011  
senojekips
 
 
It all sounds pretty reasonable to me.
December 3rd, 2011  
84RFK
 
 
There are two important rules I usually quote to females I encounter on my way.

1. Wear sunscreen.
2. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
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Rules to remember in life
December 3rd, 2011  
jillyz12
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 84RFK
There are two important rules I usually quote to females I encounter on my way.

1. Wear sunscreen.
2. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Excellent advice, 84!!! Especially about the magazines....who can live up to those standards???
December 5th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
Yup, they make perfect sense alright...
 


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