Retirement bonus joke...




 
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Boots
 
September 1st, 2004  
Nefertiti
 

Topic: Retirement bonus joke...


The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many

Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to

three of them. They called Congress and asked them to vote

on a method of determining each General's early retirement

bonus. After voting Congress decided that each man would

choose two points of their body to measure between and then

each man would be paid $10,000 per inch.



They called in the first General. He decide to have

them measure from the top of his head to the bottom of his

feet. Upon measuring it to 6 feet, they paid him $720,000.



The next General, thinking a little bit more, stretched

his arms above his head, and asked them to measure from the

tips of his fingers, to the bottom of his feet. After

measuring 8 feet, they paid him $960,000.



The next General, with a smug look on his face, asked

them to measure from the tip of his ***** to the bottom of

his balls. Congress decided to call in a medical officer.

The medical officer asked the General to drop his pants.

The medical officer lifted the General's ***** to make the

measurement, but instead he exclaimed, "Good God man, where

are your balls!!" With a smile the General said, "I left

them in Vietnam."
September 3rd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Funny, funny.
September 3rd, 2004  
Focus Fate
 
LMAO Nice one!
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Boots
May 28th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny!
May 28th, 2006  
The Cooler King
 
Very Nice!
May 28th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
LOLOLOLOL i wonder how much he would get.. lol
May 28th, 2006  
The Cooler King
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JulesLee
LOLOLOLOL i wonder how much he would get.. lol
Find out how far Washington is from Vietnam and you'll see.
May 29th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Cooler King
Find out how far Washington is from Vietnam and you'll see.
lol...It would also depend on where in Vietnam his balls were left...
May 29th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
Lol!!!!!
May 31st, 2006  
MaKa9
 
 
Ha ha! NICE