relationship rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




 
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Boots
 
December 7th, 2004  
Anya1982
 
 

Topic: relationship rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.


The female always makes the rules.
These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
If rule number six applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.
Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
The female always gets the last word!
*These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit.
December 8th, 2004  
Darcia
 
Sad but true...in most cases...
December 8th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Not too bad. Unfortunately true, though.
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Boots
December 9th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 
true...
February 26th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
sad but true
March 1st, 2007  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Whats so sad about it?
November 13th, 2011  
dombarber
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anya1982
For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.


The female always makes the rules.
These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
If rule number six applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.
Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
The female always gets the last word!
*These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit.
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November 13th, 2011  
brinktk
 
 
Ain't that the truth! Resistance is futile...
November 15th, 2011  
BritinAfrica
 
 
One of the classics has to be:-

Hubby to wife, “What's wrong my love?”

Wife to hubby, “If you don't know, I'm not telling you!!!”