redneck pilot

January 1st, 2005  
rotc boy

Topic: redneck pilot

How to tell you have a Redneck Pilot

Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as check

You think sectional charts should show trailer parks.

You've thought about just taxiing around the airport drinking

You use a Purina feed sack for a wind sock.

You constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.

You think GPS stands for Going Perfectly Straight.

You refer to flying in formation as "We got us a convoy".

You have an orange airplane with a Union Jack on the side.

You've got a gun rack hanging on the passenger window.

You have more than one roll of duct tape holding your
cowling together.

Your preflight includes removing all the clover, grass, and
wheat from the landing gear.

You siphon gas out of your tractor to put in your airplane.

You've never really actually landed at an airport, although
you've been flying for years.

There are parts on your airplane labeled "John Deere".

You have to buzz the strip to chase off all the sheep.

You've landed on the main street of your town for a cup of

You fly to family reunions to meet girls.

You've won the "Bob Wire" award at a spot landing contest.

You have fuzzy dice hanging from the magnetic compass.

There are grass stains on your propeller tips.

The spittoon is wedged between the rudder pedals

Just before impact, you're heard saying "Hey, y'all, watch
January 1st, 2005  
. You got a problem with Southern Pilots?
January 1st, 2005  
rotc boy
no i do not, i hate everyone equally
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February 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
southern piolets are good i thought