The Redhead

The Redhead
January 21st, 2006  

Topic: The Redhead

The Redhead
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of it's socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . . . "

Wait for it. .

It's coming.

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says :

"You just happened to catch my eye. "

(oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them! )

January 21st, 2006  
Yes, that is quite humorous. Thank you for sharing that. It's nice to see humor that is not offensive or degrading to other groups. I believe that people who have a glass eye might not find this funny, but they probably wouldn't be offended.

I will tell this one at church.
January 21st, 2006  
Team Infidel
The Redhead
January 22nd, 2006  
You got me again. Made me look.
January 22nd, 2006  
Italian Guy
What Infidel said.
January 28th, 2006  
January 30th, 2006  
oh thats gooood
February 3rd, 2006  
Navy Boy
October 17th, 2007  
haha...ive heard that one a few times
October 17th, 2007  

But still giggle worthy.