rotc boy
Active member
Reasons to Buy a New Car:
* Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
* Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
* You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year old on a moped.
* 15-Minute Jiffy Lube lasts for 3 days.
* Thieves repeatedly break into your car just to take "The Club."
* While waiting at stop light, people run up asking if anyone was hurt.
* You keep losing dates on left turns.
* Traffic reporters are starting to refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.
* It hasn't been the same since Henry Ford borrowed it.
* Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
* Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
* You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year old on a moped.
* 15-Minute Jiffy Lube lasts for 3 days.
* Thieves repeatedly break into your car just to take "The Club."
* While waiting at stop light, people run up asking if anyone was hurt.
* You keep losing dates on left turns.
* Traffic reporters are starting to refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.
* It hasn't been the same since Henry Ford borrowed it.
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