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A pupil told his kindergarten teacher that he had found a frog, and she inquired as to whether it was a live or dead.
"Dead," the student informed.
"How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.
"You did what?" replied the surprised teacher.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst.' The frog didn't move."
"Dead," the student informed.
"How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.
"You did what?" replied the surprised teacher.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst.' The frog didn't move."
