Pretty Quick Thinking For An Old Man




 
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Pretty Quick Thinking For An Old Man
 
April 6th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: Pretty Quick Thinking For An Old Man


Pretty Quick Thinking For An Old Man
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-picnic tables, horse shoe
courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Some old men can still think fast.
April 6th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
I posted the same thing two days ago:http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ight=alligator
April 6th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
I posted the same thing two days ago:http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ight=alligator
Just proves how much quicker an old guy can think. You beat me again.
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Pretty Quick Thinking For An Old Man
April 7th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
^^^ - ROFLMAO!
April 7th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Hehe nice.
April 8th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
haha thats sum good thinking
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one