Political Science for Dummies

And an udder thing I wanna mention is that I have no problem with small udders... chi chi de la vaca forever esse!
 
You forgot a few categories:


ANARCHISM
You have two cows.
Your neighbor also has two.


DEMOCRATIC CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
The government you elected charters a private corporation with a million cows.
The corporation genetically manipulates the cows and sells "milk" or "molk" or "molk substitute".
Your milk becomes too expensive and so does maintaining the cows.
You sell your cows to the corporation for a pittance.
Everyone gets cancer and dies.

 
You forgot a few categories:


ANARCHISM
You have two cows.
Your neighbor also has two.


DEMOCRATIC CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
The government you elected charters a private corporation with a million cows.
The corporation genetically manipulates the cows and sells "milk" or "molk" or "molk substitute".
Your milk becomes too expensive and so does maintaining the cows.
You sell your cows to the corporation for a pittance.
Everyone gets cancer and dies.




HEY OLLIE!! You fail!! You left out udders and breast comments.

Now you have to take a time out and stand in the corner!!
 
HEY OLLIE!! You fail!! You left out udders and breast comments.

Now you have to take a time out and stand in the corner!!

Whatever happened to a smack on the head? These "time-outs" are too pacifist in tone...and this is a military forum. How about some physical torture or basic old fashioned privation? How about exorting me to self-mutulation in Luther-style? Or, at least 100 pushups? But a "time-out"?
:peace:
 
Whatever happened to a smack on the head? These "time-outs" are too pacifist in tone...and this is a military forum. How about some physical torture or basic old fashioned privation? How about exorting me to self-mutulation in Luther-style? Or, at least 100 pushups? But a "time-out"?
:peace:

I was being PC.

Where are you located? I'll be heading to the airport as soon as I know so I can give you the "Jethro Gibbs" head slap. (NCIS TV show reference)
 
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