Pilot to his passengers.




 
--
Boots
 
March 23rd, 2015  
BritinAfrica
 
 

Topic: Pilot to his passengers.


Shortly
after a British Airways flight had reached it's cruising
altitude, the captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome
to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful
flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"

Silence followed.

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was
talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger
yelled.......
"For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of
mine!
 


Similar Topics
An old Marine Pilot
pilot jokes
First Female USAF Thunderbird Pilot
Chinese military aircraft present situation
Initials Of Missing Navy Pilot Found