Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
- 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
- 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization."
- 3. You refer to dating as test marketing.
- 4. You can spell "paradigm."
- 5. You actually know what a paradigm is.
- 6. Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
- 7. You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
- 8. You believe you never have any problems in your life, just "issues" and "improvement opportunities."
- 9. You explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of yourself as "highly leveraged" as opposed to "in debt."
- 10. You end every argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line."
- 11. You can explain to somebody the difference between "re-engineering," "down-sizing," "right-sizing," and "firing people."
- 12. You refer to your significant other as "my Co-CEO."
- 13. You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.
- 14. You believe the best tables and graphs take an hour to comprehend.
- 15. You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.
- 16. You use the terms "value-added," “90-percent solution,” and “low hanging fruit” without falling down laughing.
