The Pastor's Ass




 
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The Pastor's Ass
 
August 24th, 2006  
Padre
 
 

Topic: The Pastor's Ass


The Pastor's Ass
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again. The local newspaper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local newspaper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES...HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day....

The moral of the story is.... Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery ... and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life..... Only worry about your own ASS not
someone else's.....You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
August 24th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
i love these. you know padre, I am sending all of these to my unit Chaplain.
August 25th, 2006  
OORAH
 
 
i thought chaplain's were supposed to be stuffy, serious people. i guess there's always exceptions
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The Pastor's Ass
August 25th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
LOL Very nice, Padre!!
August 25th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one, Padre!
August 25th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by OORAH
i thought chaplain's were supposed to be stuffy, serious people. i guess there's always exceptions
The one I am sending these to was an 82nd Airborne Chaplain... Nothing stuffy about this guy. He knows more about tactics than a lot of folks I know.
August 25th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one.
August 29th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Funny and has a moral *stands and claps*
 


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