Oops...Wrong number




 
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Oops...Wrong number
 
December 13th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 

Topic: Oops...Wrong number


Oops...Wrong number
486-5731

"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

" No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now."

Brief Pause.


"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run


upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car


just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy ."

"And what happened, honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around


screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out


of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you


took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? .......Is this 486-5731?"


"No, I think you have the wrong number......"

HAVE A GREAT DAY
!
December 13th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 





December 13th, 2007  
The Other Guy
 
 
OH WOW!!!!!!!!!1
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Oops...Wrong number
December 13th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
Ooops, sorry, but it has been posted before: Daddy is home

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