The Other Guy
Spam King
Lloyd Carr was trying to figure out why his team couldn't win like Ohio State. He decided to go down to Columbus to study the team. After one practice, Carr chased down Jim Tressel and asked "How is it you win so much, Jim?" Jim called out for Todd Boeckman to come over and asked, "Todd, who is your uncle's sister's son?" Todd replied, "That's easy coach, it’s me!" Jim thanked Todd, sent him to the locker room, and turned to Carr. "It’s all about having a smart quarterback, Lloyd." Carr was enlightened, so he went back to Ann Arbor and before practice called for Chad Henne. "John, who is your uncle's sister's son?" Carr asked. Chad looked perplexed. "Coach, can you give me til after practice to think about it?" Carr, disgusted, agreed. Minutes later, in a huddle, Chad turned to Mario Manningham and said, "Mario, man, you have to help me, coach is gonna kill me if I don't get this right. Who is your uncle's sister's son?" Manningham looked at him funny and said, "Man, that's easy. Its me." Henne, confident in his answer, went up to Coach Carr after practice and said "Coach, I've got it! My uncle's sister's son is Mario Manningham!" Carr, disgusted as ever, yelled back at him, "NO NO NO, DUMMY! IT'S TODD BOECKMAN!"
Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out, Lloyd!
Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out, Lloyd!
