One for 03USMC




 
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One for 03USMC
 
December 7th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: One for 03USMC


One for 03USMC
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
December 8th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Good one!

December 8th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
LOL!
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One for 03USMC
November 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 






November 6th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
lol......funny