The Old Golfer

The Old Golfer
May 9th, 2012  

Topic: The Old Golfer

The Old Golfer
An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room.

As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00



HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks
up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who
is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers,

"I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs:

"Yes Sir, I sure am."

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly,

"Well, wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger."

Growing old is hell.


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