New boy in class




 
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New boy in class
 
March 27th, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 

Topic: New boy in class


New boy in class
Teacher introduces a new boy to the class.
"Children, this is Akio. He is from Japan so not only is he new to this school but he is new to our country and culture. Please welcome him and take care of him."
The class claps and welcomes the new boy and Akio takes a bow.

"Right class, we are studying famous quotes from history.
Who can tell me who said, ' Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few.'?"
"The class is quiet, but Akio puts up his hand.
"Please most honerable teacher, it was Winston Churchill in 1941, Battle of Britain!"
"Well done Akio! That is correct. Next one, who said,
"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"
The class is quiet but Akio's hand shoots up.
"Sir, sir! It was most honerable President John F Kennedy, inaugral address in 1961!"
"Well done Akio, again that is the right answer. the next quote is who said, 'I came I saw I conquered'?"
Akio shouts out "Julius Ceaser 47BC!"
The teacher is very impressed with Akio, but he is very annoyed with the class.
"Class, I am extremely disapointed with you all!
Akio is a stranger to our land and culture but knows more about our history than all of you!
You should all be very ashamed of yourselves and because of your poor performance, I will be giving you extra home work, except Akio who obviously does not need to study extra!"
Then from the back of the class comes a voice,
"Dirty, low down, sneaky, back stabbing, two faced, slant eyed Jap!"
The teacher is furious! "Who said that?! Who was it? Come on! own up!"
Little Jimmy's hand goes up "Please sir, it was Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Pearl Harbor 1941".
 


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